Send me something worth writing about.
I review products and experiences I'd actually use. If that sounds like yours, here is exactly how it works and what I will and won't do — so neither of us wastes a courier fee..
You ask first
Email before shipping anything. I'll tell you honestly whether it's a fit — that answer takes a day, not a month.
It lives with me
Nothing gets reviewed on unboxing. It goes into rotation for at least a month, usually longer, and gets used the way you'd use it.
I publish what I found
Scored, spec'd, photographed. You see it when everyone else does — no approval round, no revisions.
| Product review | Experience review | |
|---|---|---|
| What I’ll consider | Anything that fits the three Bs — black, beautiful, badass. | Tours, stays, workshops. Most things, honestly. |
| Who pays | You — shipping and import fees. The product isn’t returned. | You — transport, accommodation and daily costs. |
| Colour | Black. If it comes in other finishes, there needs to be a white or light version. | Not applicable. |
| Photos & copy | Yours to reuse in marketing, as long as it stays in context. | Same. |
| The verdict | Honesty is guaranteed. A favourable review is not. | Same. Flattery isn’t on the menu. |
| Lead time | Around two months. | By arrangement. |
Product review
Anything that fits the three Bs — black, beautiful, badass.
You — shipping and import fees. The product isn’t returned.
Black. If it comes in other finishes, there needs to be a white or light version.
Yours to reuse in marketing, as long as it stays in context.
Honesty is guaranteed. A favourable review is not.
Around two months.
Experience review
Tours, stays, workshops. Most things, honestly.
You — transport, accommodation and daily costs.
Not applicable.
Same.
Same. Flattery isn’t on the menu.
By arrangement.
I test everything myself. Every review is written by me — no contributors, no agency copy.
No sugarcoating. Expect feedback you can actually use — the kind that improves the next revision.
I don’t take money for a good review. This site isn’t my income, so there’s nothing to protect but the writing.
Not chasing thousands of readers. Fewer views, stronger connections — the ones who actually buy.
Three firm noes
—Sponsored or guest posts. Not for any number.
—Compensated review requests.
—Product questions over email — leave a comment on the review instead, so the next person gets the answer too.
Still sounds like a fit?
Two lines is enough. Tell me what it is and why you think it fits.